Archive for May, 2008

Fackin Droggeda!

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

I've been in Slough these past two weeks, and last night and went, down with a work colleague to the nearest pub to watch the, European Cup final. I really should have known better. We were standing in the beer garden having a chat, when a guy came in in traditional thug uniform: 3/4 length ...

Alka-Seltzer

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

During a recent stay at a hotel down south, I awoke suddenly with a searing pain in my belly that would rivaled John Hurts in 'Alien'. My Stomach felt so distended I thought that if I farted my shirt would deflate like a crumpling tent. Something I ate at the salad bar that day ...