Archive for the ‘Idle Stuff’ Category

Internet Access

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Last night I stayed at one of those perfect examples of a family run hotel. When I asked for a room with internet access they sent me up to room 166 "specially". when i got there, and couldn't find a network port, i rang backdown to reception to ask about it.... "Yes, we do ...

Sophie Turns Three

Monday, October 29th, 2007

  Dads smiling voice answered the phone on it's second ring. "Hello?" Raucous noise in the background, a shrill, excited voice singing happily, and adult voices laughing loudly. "I take it she's arrived then" I said with a laugh. I'm not surprised by my rude omission of the word "they" for "She". Adam and Jean ...

The Wrong Door

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

I believe I had my proudest moment last week in a B&B in Cork City last week. The Room I had had an ensuite that has another door out into the corridor, so that the bathroom could be used as a communal bathroom when needed. Of course, not having been informed, I didn't ...

Enfield Rifles

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

I was in the Moyvalley House hotel and Golf club, near Enfield, tucked away down a country lane with no signposts, especially designed to get me lost. After one hour of driving around muddy backlanes, cursing loudly at the voice on the Sat Nav as it kept telling me to "Turn around whenever possible" ...

Why I Can’t Sleep

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

  Hypnos. A vengeful bastard, if ever there was one.     "Hypnos is a gentle and benevolent god who sometimes takes the form of a singing bird, sometimes that of a winged youth or old man. He carries a drinking horn, from which he pours sleep-inducing opium. He is most beloved of the ...